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LATEST MOVIE REVIEWS


THE ICE CREAM MAN (2026) Review
Back in 1987, Carl Reiner made a teen comedy called Summer School, starring Mark Harmon and Kirstie Alley. It remains one of the more underrated gems of the entire 1980s teen comedy wave, and I still hold it fondly to this day. Buried inside that movie is a storyline involving two students, Dave and Chainsaw, who are so obsessed with horror movies that they dedicate their entire summer to recreating their favorite horror moments with fake blood and latex, all while running a
Gerald Morris
36 minutes ago4 min read


I WANT YOUR SEX Review
The year is 2026 and a 66 year old man has crawled out of a twelve year retirement to make a film begging young people to take their clothes off and be honest with each other. This is where we are. This is I Want Your Sex. Gregg Araki looked at the cultural moment, at the right wing influencers proudly announcing their celibacy like it is a personality trait, at an entire generation too anxious and too online to admit they want anything, and decided that someone needed to say
Guy Roditty
21 hours ago2 min read


THE DEVIL'S MOUTH Review
Shark movies! I want to make this abundantly clear: I'm not a shark movie guy. I mean, I like Jaws as much as the next person, but I don't understand the cinematic world's fascination with these beasts of the sea. I don't get why "Shark Week" is a thing that people celebrate and program TV watching around. I just... it's all beyond me. There are so many lethal animals on there planet, and I am not sure why we as a society have latched onto sharks and decided they should be th
stewworldorder
2 days ago4 min read
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